
So I am just posting all of my "Kids say the Darndest things" as a post to get it off my side bar so when I print out my blog it will have them included so here they are, if you haven't had the chance to read them, read a few! And have a great week!
I saw this quote and loved it!!!
"If you have made another person on this earth smile,
your life has been worthwhile!"
1.8.09 Today, Alex and I were sitting having lunch and talking about EVERYTHING!! He was asking a million questions about any and everything! I was telling him that he needed to eat all of his food so he could get big and turn "5 " next year. That sparked the question, "So, how do you turn 4?" So I said to him, "You just have a birthday every year and turn a year older! " Then he said, "No, like does Jesus put a timer in you?"
**Then we moved on to the subject of the baby and how it got into my tummy. So I said, "Heavenly Father puts the baby there to grow and get ready to come to earth." Then he said, "Oooooh! I get it! Then the baby eats what you eat and gets big then Dr. Tanner uses his "tools" to get the baby out!" I said to him, "Bubba, you are so smart! Where did you learn all of that?" Then he simply said, "In Spanish Class!" Where his little mind comes up with these things, I have no clue!
12.29.08 The other day, I was rushing to get the kids fed before taking off somewhere and gave the kids their food and said, "Everyone just say silent prayers"....Alex then shouted out, "Hey I know what a silent prayer is, you go like this..(he proceeded to fold his arms and close is eyes) then he said, "Then in a minute you say..AMEN!" OOOOPS!! Needless to say, it was a perfect teaching moment for us! He is still having a hard time with the "saying it in your head part" so he now just whispers. :)
12.10.08 Tonight we were all sitting and watching a cute Christmas show and Alex was sitting with me and out of nowhere turned to me and whispered, "Mom, I am in love with you!" It was so so cute! Then Brady went in to put him to bed and during his personal prayers he said, "Bless mommy and the baby and that mommy can have the baby so me and mommy can go on a date cause I'm in love with her"
12.10.08 Today Alex and I were reading a new book he got about Sharks. In one part it talks about how Sharks date clear back to even before Dinosaurs. I explained to him that dinosaurs were now extinct so we don't see them anymore and they don't exist! He sat straight up and said, "WHAT??" I said, "Dinosaurs don't live anymore! And it's probably a good thing cause they were all really big and pretty mean." He then said, " Not all of them!! Even the nice ones are dead?" I told him all dinosaurs were gone...even the nice ones. His eyes filled up with tears and he said, "Mom, that is so sad, that hurts my feelings!"
12.03.08 Today Alex was outside the bathroom door while I was in their puking my guts out, yet again. When I came out, he said, "Hey I have a great idea, let's ask Santa to bring our baby for Christmas, then you won't be sick anymore!"
11.25.08 Brinley is so witty it is hilarious! She says the funniest...almost crazy things sometimes! Last night we were saying family prayer and in the middle of her prayer, completely serious, she said, "Please bless us that we will have a great Thanksgiving in St. George and that we will have a feast for all to remember!". It was all I could do not to bust out laughing, but she was totally sincere in saying it!
11.10.08 So I had my first OB appointment today and Alex came with me. When we got in the Dr's office, the nurse came in and talked to me then set out a sheet on the bed..(to cover myself after I got undressed). Alex turned to me and said, "Is the doctor going to see your 'you know what?' " As he pointed down in that area. "And I said, "It is OK for this Dr. to because that is how he checks the baby." Then he sat there for a sec and then said, "I'm tellin' dad! "
11.03.08 Bubba said this to me today, "Mom, can I have something 'helpthy' to eat?" I gave him a list of a few healthy things he could have then he said, "Actually, can I have a tootsie roll? That is 'helpthy'! Grandma Sue said it was! "
11.03.08 I asked Alex where the baby was expecting him to just say it was in my tummy and he said this instead, "Uh, duh! It is inside your belly button....actually, it's on the other side of your belly button! ("actually" is one of his favorite words lately! )
11.04.08 So Alex is convinced we are having twins...that would be his vote!! ...not gonna happen!:) I was laying by him tonight before he fell asleep and he all of the sudden sat straight up and said, "Hey, I have a great idea! Dad can have the boy baby in his tummy and you can have the girl baby in yours!" If only it could work that way!